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bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

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tropidurus:

mnrva:

reblog this post with the oldest meme you can think of

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legalmexican:

When your mom lets you stay home on half days

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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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burgerkid:

when you win an argument against someone you don’t like

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deair:

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special

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